Robot Hell



Location: Reckless Ted's Funland, New Jersey, Earth

Description
Robot Hell is presided over by the Robot Devil. Sinners of the Church of Robotology suffer for all of eternity here, unless they are granted leave by the Fairness in Hell Act of 2275 in which a sinner may be freed if the Devil is beaten in a fiddle contest.

The Robot hell Song
Robot Devil Cigars are evil you won't miss them you'll find ways to simulate that smell What a sorry fella rapped up in smoke like a pandella, here on Level One of Robot Hell!

Robot Devil Gamblings wrong and so is cheating so is forging foney I.O.U's Lets let lady luck decide what type of tortures justify I'm pit boss here on Level Two! Ooh deep fried robot!

Bender Just tell me why! Robot Devil Just read this 55 page warrant. Bender There must be robots worse than I Robot Devil We checked there really aren't. Bender Then please let me explain my crimes were mearly boyish pranks Robot Devil You stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks! Bender Oh don't blame me blame my up-bringing. Robot Devil Please stop sinning while I'm singing.

Robot Devil Selling bootleg tapes is wrong, musicians need that income to survive. Beastie Boys Hey Bender you gona make some noise with your hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys Thats what ya, what ya, what ya get on Level Five!

Fry I don't feel well. Leela Its up to us to rescue him. Fry Mabey he likes it here in Hell. Leela Its us who tempted him to sin. Fry Mabey he's back at the hotel. Leela Come on Fry now don't be scared I'm sure at least one of us will be spared So just sit back and enjoy the ride. Fry My ass has blisters from the slide!

Robot Devil Fencing Diamonds, Fixing cockfights Publishing indescent magazines You'll suffer till the end of time Knee deep in electric slime You'll suffer till the end of time Enduring tortures most of which rhyme Trapped forever here in Robot Hell

Appearances

 * "Hell is Other Robots" (1ACV09)
 * "The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings" (4ACV18)