3004 Earth Olympiad

The 3004 Earth Olympiad was an international multi-sport event held in New New York, USA at the Madison Cube Garden. 12 team competitors are known, and only 3 events.

Opening Act
Just like every Olympic games, a man ran with a torch to light a cauldron, though at this olympiad, the bearer opens a hatch in the cauldron and ignites the fire like on a barbecue. After this, the teams walk into the stadium with their flags and banners.

Team Competitors

 * Canada
 * America
 * United Kingdom
 * Sweden
 * Jamaica
 * Belgium
 * South Korea
 * Chile
 * Cyberia
 * Nation of Joe
 * Devil's Island
 * Republic of French Stereotypes

Events

 * Robot bending competition
 * Men's 500 meter limbo
 * Winner: Barbados Slim


 * Sex
 * Winner: Barbados Slim


 * Fembot bending competition
 * Winner: Coilette



Trivia

 * The Olympic rings are like the current ones, though the colors are moved and two new rings, orange and pink, were added.