Xmas

In the future, the word Christmas has been completely lost in the mists of time, and replaced with the word "Xmas", pronounced Ecks-Mas. As such, the day has lost all religious connotations it had in the past. As pines are extinct, palm trees are used. Being nude on Xmas seems to be quite popular. However, it is not wise to be outdoors after sundown on Xmas eve, because you'll probably be killed by Santabot.

The witnesses to the birth of Religion#Zombie_Jesus are Mom, two wise Omnicronians, a woman in chains (Possibly a refrence to marley's ghost in Christmas carol) and a man in a speedo and a top hat.