User:Fan Futurama

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Who the hell is this guy?
This guy is (apparently) a blogger. He doesn't make sense. He doesn't accept the latest Portuguese Orthographic Accord. He doesn'r refer to himself in the third person. He doesn't loves commas, nor suspension points... He doesn't lie. (This statement is untrue.) Besides these, he doesn't not do anything else.

Does he like butter?
Yes, quite. He also enjoys those bloody English breakfasts. (English breakfasts that serve Fry's blood on pancakes, that is.) Also...


 * Favourite Futurama Character: The Professor
 * Favourite Futurama Episode: A Clone of My Own
 * Favourite Futurama Film: Bender's Game
 * Favourite The Infosphere User: You

Why couldn't I read FanFuturama.com?

 * Because... you don't speak Portuguese, dingus.
 * Well... and maybe because of my annoying writing too. That was probably it, yeah. I really do suck.
 * Oh! Also... Infospherics don't like blogs.

Trivia

 * He likes you.
 * He just kissed you.
 * He's now married to you.
 * He didn't write this.
 * He's not gay.

Appearances

 * Today
 * Tomorrow
 * Toyota