The Cyber House Rules

Act I: It's a baby!
The crew is watching Good Morning Earth when the doorbell rings. Fry and Bender's laziness forces Leela to answer the door. She finds what she thinks to be a "doorbell baby", but it turns out to be an invitation to a reuinion at her orphanarium. She is at first reluctant to go, since they constantly teased her while she was there, but Fry convinces her that she can rub her success in their faces.

Warden Vogel greets Leela, and they reminisce briefly. Fry and Bender are enjoying the buffet, when Leela shows them a photo of her group. She reveals that, although he picked on her, she had a crush on fellow orphan, Adlai Atkins. Leela attempts to show the other orphans how successful she's become, but in spite of their horrible lives, they still lord their two eyes over her. Adlai, however, stands up for her, and she is wooed when she discovers he's a (tall) doctor.

While Bender is partaking of the free bar, Warden Vogel pitches adoption. Bender is swayed by the prospect of a government stipend of one hundred dollars per week.

Adlai apologizes for making fun of Leela, and to make up for it, offers to give her a prosthetic eye to appear normal. Bender meanwhile shows Fry his new adoptive children, then leaves to pick up his government stipends.

Act II: Leela doesn't need surgery!
At Planet Express, the Professor thinks getting the surgery is a good idea. Amy also agrees, having had cosmetic surgery herself. Fry, however, is adamantly against it, but Leela decides to get the surgery anyway.

At Taco Bellevue Hospital, Adlai unravels the gauze from Leela's surgery (after first having unwrapped the wrong patient), to reveal her new two-eyed look.

Act III: I blunk!
The entire crew is stunned, and all of them (except Fry) are quite impressed. Leela struggles with synchronized blinking, and after a few tries successfully screws up Hermes' picture.

Leela then goes out on the town, showing off her new look (and purchasing several two-eye accessories). Amy teaches her how to apply makeup with two eyes. Leela runs into the blind kid from the orphanarium, and make him feel her two eyes, much to his chagrin.

Bender enters with his children, and shows off his check to the crew. The children, however, are hungry.

Adlai shows up at PE for Leela's followup exam, and asks her out on a date. Fry points out the he's liked Leela all along, and that Adlai only likes her because she's now got two eyes.

Bender takes the kids to a bar, and offers them the free peanuts. After a moment, a cheap floosie hits on Bender. Bender is distracted by all the children hugging him, and the floosie leaves. He threatens the children (with hugging), and they cheer.

Adlai takes Leela to the Municipal Aboretum, and gets her an average bouquet from the Altairean Bouquet Tree. Leela is impressed and leans in for a kiss, which Adlai returns, as plainly as possible.

Leela takes the crew out to meet Adlai, and Fry still insists that being weird is what makes Leela special, and points out the abnormalities of the rest of the crew.

Bender is also at the restaurant with his kids, and after Elzar gives him the check, Bender and the kids run out without paying. Adlai is inspired to have kids with Leela.

Act IV: Daddy, how do I flush you?
Benders kids ask for a story, and Bender reads them "Bender's Arrest Record" by the Police. After the story, he sends the kid to bed and take Fry into the living room to talk. Bender calculates how much he's making from the government stipends, and finds that he's actually losing money.

At Adlai's house, Leela and Adlai are doing a jigsaw puzzle, and brings up the prospect of having children again. Leela suggests that, as orphans, they should adopt a child.

Because Bender cleaned out the orphanarium, they are forced to go to Bender, who is running his own orphanarium in an attempt to get rid of the kids. Leela and Adlai are unable to decide.

Act V: You're under arrest!
Before they can think about it, the police break down Bender's door and arrest Bender and Fry. Bender and Fry (and the children, thanks to Bender ratting them out) are in a jail cell, when Leela asks to adopt one of them, and is told that she may. She sees an orphan with three ears being taunted by the other children and is reminded of her own childhood. She tells Adlai that she wants this one (Sally), and Adlai is reluctant, but Leela insists. He accepts, and promises to give her an operation to make her acceptable. Leela is outraged, saying that she doesn't need and operation, but Adlai points out the Leela had an operation as well. Leela finally realizes that she would've been better off being abnormal, to Fry's delight, and threatens Adlai to force him to remove her prosthetic eye.

Bender donates his orphans and his government stipend check to the orphanarium, and they rename it in his honour: The Bender B. Rodriguez Orphanarium. The kids give him a drawing of himself with them, and he crumples it up and tosses it inside his chest cabinet. The children walk away in dejection, but Bender sneakily pulls the drawing back out, smooths it out, and places it on the inside of his door. The children notice this and mob him with hugs.

Trivia

 * This episode was nominated for an award for positive portrayal of the handicapped.

Quotes

 * Warden Vogel: Keep adoption in mind. It's a great way to have a kid without having sex. Fry: Really? (rolls eyes)
 * Leela (to Adalai): Listen here mister, by the end of the day, one of us is going to have one eye!
 * Albert: Can we have Bender Burgers again? Bender: No! The cat shelter's on to me!
 * Bender: O.K. kids, it's nine o'clock, and you know what that means! Daddy's sick of looking at you, so go to bed!
 * Fry: But you're better than normal, Leela; you're abnormal!

Alien Language Sightings
Time: 09:05

Location: In the window of a shop.

Language: AL1

Translation: humane human traps

Outside References

 * The scene in the hospital where the blonde woman is revealed is a reference to the Twilight Zone episode "The Eye of the Beholder" in which a woman undergoes unsuccessful treatments to attempt to make her appear "normal". The end of the episode reveals that (to her horror) she has an appearance we would consider very attractive, while the rest of the population looks like "monsters".
 * During the "Oh, Pretty Woman" montage, Leela buys an assortment of glasses. The name of the store she bought them at, "Eye Robot", is a refernece to one of Isaac Asimov's collection of stories, homophonously named "I, Robot".

Goofs

 * Although the Professor says "And Fry, you've got that brain thing," if he's referring to Fry's lack of the Delta Brain Wave, it's actually impossible for the professor to have known about that.
 * More specifically, he can't have learned it the way viewers did, but as a scientist he may have learned it independently.
 * Given the Professor's eccentric nature, it is also possible he isn't referencing the Delta Brain Wave at all, and is simply calling Fry stupid in a very peculiar way.
 * At the end, when the children are hugging Bender, it appears he moves while struggling, but closer inspection shows only the children move, while Bender's limbs remain stationary. It's obvious the cel with the children was rotated, while the cel with Bender on it was not animated to match.
 * Leela's second eye's pupil moves several times in the episode but during her checkup where she has to follow the pen it doesn't.
 * Bender says the popsicle sticks have absorbed quite a bit of flavor, but it is referenced many times that he has no sense of taste.

Characters
(In alphabetical order)
 * Debut: Adlai Atkins
 * Amy
 * Bender
 * Elzar
 * Hermes
 * Leela
 * Linda
 * Morbo
 * Debut: Orphans
 * Professor Farnsworth
 * Walt, Larry and Igner
 * Debut: Warden Vogel
 * Zoidberg

Episode Credits

 * Writer
 * Lewis Morton
 * Director
 * Susie Dietter
 * Voice Actors
 * Billy West
 * Katey Sagal
 * John DiMaggio
 * Tress MacNeille
 * Maurice LaMarche
 * Phil LaMarr
 * Lauren Tom
 * David Herman
 * Tom Kenny
 * Kath Soucie
 * Nicole St. John
 * DVD Commentary
 * Susie Dietter
 * David X. Cohen
 * Lewis Morton
 * Maurice LaMarche
 * John DiMaggio
 * Billy West
 * Matt Groening
 * Rich Moore