IHawk

iHawk is a robot doctor who works as a medic in the DOOP Army in the war against Spheron 1. He has two settings: Irreverent and maudlin. Irreverent makes him tell jokes and make fun of people, maudlin makes him unhappy about war. One of his hands is replaced by a martini holder and his name is written on his chest. He frequently argues with Zoidberg when in Irreverent mode as he thinks he is a better doctor and funnier- and given what is known of Zoidberg, he probably is.

Family

 * Mom, creator

Trivia

 * Possibly related to iZac
 * His name is in obvious parody of Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce of M*A*S*H, and his voice is a dead-on impression of Alan Alda, who played the character. But when he says "Dis isn't war, dis is moider", he says it like Groucho Marx.

Quotes

 * iHawk: He's a doctor and a butcher.(switches to maudlin) When will the killing end?
 * Jellyfish Nurse: Are you ready to operate doctor? iHawk: I'd love to, but first I need to perform surgery (laughs). Zoidberg: That's my joke! I'll kill you! (angrily).
 * iHawk: Jeez Zoidberg, leave some for the enemy to kill.''
 * iHawk: (dismal) This isn't a war war. It's a murder. (switches to irreverent) Dis isn't a war. It'sa moider!