User:Kif

If you move your eyes up a few centimeters, you'll see my name. Yes, that really is my name. My parents named me after an awesome character. (No, not really. Sadly.)  Here's a list of articles I've created, not including categories because I've got to do something with this space, dammit! In the parenthesis after the article name are either things I'm bragging about or (much more frequently) ways that you can help improve the article.


 * Sheldon and Gwen
 * Kevin O'Brien (Needs image)
 * Giant ball of garbage (I wrote a featured article!)
 * Clobberella (Needs work from someone who's read Son of the Sun)
 * Captain Yesterday (So does this one)
 * Superking (And this one)
 * Sacramental Firewall
 * Electric Snail (Needs image)
 * Stink Lizards (Needs image)
 * Fry's Parrot (Needs image)
 * Joe's Ark Pet Store (Needs new image)
 * Bongo
 * Dr. Jitter
 * Mountain Goo
 * Contrabulous Choosematron
 * Mom v. Farnsworth
 * Farnsworth's tennis instructor
 * Nosy Inquirer (Image problem, if you can fix it.)
 * Parts Hilton
 * Floozies (Needs image)
 * Gold violin
 * Chris Loudon (Needs image)
 * Slurm Loco
 * Commentary: Bend Her (Needs expansion. I'll get around to it if no one else does.)
 * 1450s
 * 1510s
 * 2050s
 * Blind Joe (Needs a bit more content; see the hidden messages I've added if you can help it. Also needs image.)
 * Mr. Greenland (Needs image)
 * Central Park (This was The Infosphere's 3000th article. I am proud to have written it.  It is awesome.  It needs an image)
 * Thundercougarfalconbird salesman
 * Bongo (disambiguation)

And, I played a major part in the making of:
 * Enceladus
 * Old Filthful (Infobox is problematic, needs image)
 * Paul Revere, Silversmith
 * 3011 Young People's Choice Awards

Other noteworthy stuff:

Recently, there were tons of images that weren't properly categorized into whatever episode they belonged to. Well, there still are, but a lot less. I categorized over 80 previously uncategorized images making The Infosphere easier for editors.

My top 13 Futurama episodes (in no particular order):
 * The Sting
 * Jurassic Bark
 * The Luck of the Fryrish
 * Where the Buggalo Roam
 * The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings
 * Time Keeps on Slippin'
 * Parasites Lost
 * Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch
 * Overclockwise
 * Leela's Homeworld
 * A Farewell to Arms
 * The Late Philip J. Fry
 * Cold Warriors

Other really good ones:
 * Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles
 * The Lesser of Two Evils
 * The Series Has Landed
 * Amazon Women in the Mood
 * The Mutants are Revolting
 * A Pharaoh to Remember
 * Love and Rocket
 * Lethal Inspection
 * Decision 3012
 * I Second That Emotion
 * Viva Mars Vegas
 * Reincarnation
 * Anthology of Interest I
 * Anthology of Interest II
 * The Tip of the Zoidberg
 * Obsoletely Fabulous
 * Bender's Big Score
 * Into the Wild Green Yonder
 * Godfellas
 * Put Your Head on My Shoulder

Look at that list above. Now tell me that nothing on there makes you mad that I added it. And make me believe it. YOU WILL FAIL!

My userboxes:

And now, because this is my user page and I can do whatever I want with it, here are a bunch of pictures of Futurama's GREATEST character, Kif. Zoidberg? Zoidberg who?

In previous incarnations, I was:

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