You Don't Wanna Know Jak!

Act I
This story starts out with Fry and Bender leaning over a robotic parrot. Bender turns it on, and Farnsworth says that they need to make a delivery to the planet of New England, which is a planet built by Englsh robots who have rebelled against their masters. Another planet, New New England, has oceans of clam chowder. Eventually, a young robotic girl's memory is deleted next to the Planet Express Ship by Jak the Ripper. Eventually after a second plot starring Zoidberg, Hermes, and Amy, we return to everyone. Bender is enjoying deep-fried malt liquor at a New England pub, and Fry is getting a tour of the Tower of New London. A guard shows Fry the place where Henry the Eight Terabytes had his six wives' heads cut off. But, they aren't dead, and Henry wishes they were dead. Leela is at New Buckingham Palace for the Changing of the Virus Protection. While she's there, another girl is deleted. Bender vows to solve the mystery and "collect what I assume will be a huge reward". After another plot line following Amy, Hermes, and Zoidberg, Bender snatches a book. Apparently Jak the Ripper's origins are revealed. See at the bottom of the page. The detective Bender snatched the book from snatches the book back.

Act II
New English police don't carry guns. Bender stops and robs a few stores. After a third subplot, we go back to Fry, Leela, and Bender as there is another deletion and an SX-6 runs in and says "I demand police protection! I'm the only Cray in the village!" Leela mentions a clue. The robo-morgue workers take the body away. Leela notes another clue. Bender asks Fry to gather all of New England in one stadium. "They're British. They were all too polite to say no." Bender's plan fails, and when a riot starts, Leela notices who the real Jak the Ripper is. After the fourth and final sub plot, we go back, where another victim is deleted. Leela says that Jak is still there, and the morgue workers, under Leela's request wait to take the body to the robo-morgue. The body turns on and Jak is in the body. Apparently using disguises Jak backed up his memory, and then deleted it under a disguise. A timer would go off, and Jak's memory would reboot, allowing him to escape from the robo-morgue. Apparently he got the money under New England lloyds that pay extra when you are the victim of a serial deleter. No matter how good you are, you have a risk of picking the wrong victim. By being perpetrator and victim, Jak controlled everything. Jak's next step was to open a Jak the Ripper theme park. Jak is arrested and the crew meet at the Planet Express building, where Bender has brought souvenirs, including two policeman. The policeman apologize multiple times as they beat Bender with their batons. The detective says "Cheerio!", a U.K. way of saying goodbye.

Characters
(In alphabetical order)


 * Amy
 * Bender
 * Fry
 * Hermes
 * Jak
 * Leela
 * Professor Farnsworth
 * Zoidberg

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