All My Circuits

All My Circuits is a TV show sometimes viewed by the Planet Express crew. It stars mainly robots, with a single token human. There was also a movie made.

The show seems to have evolved from 20th century soap operas, though is much more exaggerated and melodramatic.

Episodes
The name of the episodes aren't official but describe the main subject of the Episode

The Proposal
Shown in: Calculon and Monique are sitting in a garden when Calculon asks Monique to marry him. Monique is surprised to see that the ring fits saying Calculon must know she's metric. Calculon says he's always known and they make out whilst in the bushes Boxy secretly watches them. The scene switches to Human Friend who is sitting on a desk laughing. Calculon enters and Human Friend says he thought he was in a coma. Calculon reveals that's what he wanted him to think with his soft pitiful human brain.

Calculon's Wedding and Funeral
Shown in: Its Calculon and Monique's wedding and they have nearly got married when Boxy objects and Calculon reveals his terrible secret. A priest at Calculon's funeral says a speech mourning Calculon's death when Calculon intervenes revealing he's alive

Human Friend in Hospital
Shown in: Calculon and Human Friend are in hospital. Human Friend apologises to Calculon who forgives him claiming he's only Human.

The Half-Brother
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Calculon is shocked to find Monique and Boxy in the same bed. Calculon reveals that Boxy is his half-brother and there is no law against killing the other half.

Calculon at the Doctors
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Calculon is in hospital and doesn't know what has happened and the doctor seems reluctant to tell him. The doctor finally says that Calculon's entire family was killed in a plane crash piloted by his bride-to-be, the crash also destroyed his uninsured home and he has inoperable cancer.



All My Circuits: The Movie
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An interactive movie experience featuring special effects, fight scenes and tedious paperwork.

Amnesia
Shown in: Antonio reveals that he has Amnesia. The scene switches to a boat where Monique has a gun pointed at Antonio. Before she shoots him she wants him to say her name which she can't remember because she has amnesia. Calculon then asks if anyone in the room doesn't have amnesia. After the flashback Calculon has a birthday party with a nude rocks band and big piles of "talcum powder"

Monique's Secret
Shown in: Antonio has learned a secret his mother kept from Calculon for over 200 years, but he malfunctions before revealing it. [casting sessions for the new actor reveal that Calculon was not his real father and that he intended to join the robo-bandidos at Veracruz]. The new actor causes a re-write putting Antonio in a permanent comma, but he wakes up suddenly as Bender.

Bender
Shown in: Over multiple episodes, Bender becomes the star. He ruins Human Friend's wedding and several of Monique and Calculon's dates. Later Calculon performs Boxy's wedding and declares that he has six months to live. Bender then makes a closing announcement.



Preview
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On Late Night with Humorbot 5.0, Calculon presents the audience with a clip from All My Circuits, which, according to Calculon, is self explanatory. The clip contains him in a backyard, with a human dressed as a pirate grilling hamburgers, where he goes down on his knees and yell his melodramatic no. After the clip, he explains to Humorbot 5.0, that the script initially called for him to say "yes", but he gave it a little twist.

Coilette: A Calculon Story
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Adopted
Shown in: Calculon's motherboard (not the one built into him) reveals that he is adopted.

The Blackmailer
Shown in: Calculon is about to find out who's blackmailing him, but finds out he has a fourth personality that is blackmailing himself, and it and Monique are in love.

Trivia
All My Circuits is a parody of All My Children