Neutral People

The Neutral People are humanoids of average height and build. They are hairless, their skin is a dull grey, and their faces are not capable of displaying emotions. In fact, it's not entirely clear if they have emotions at all. They have a very detached outlook on life.

The highest danger alert they have on their planet is a beige alert. Every colour on their planet is a muted or neutral tone, such as grey, beige, and tan. Their motto is "Live free, or don't".

Quotes

 * Neutral President: I have no strong feelings one way or the other.
 * Neutral President: All I know is my gut says maybe.
 * Neutral President: If I don't survive, tell my wife, "Hello."
 * The President's Aide: Sir, we're on beige alert.

Characters

 * The Neutral President
 * The Neutral President's Aide