Anthology of Interest II

Act I: I, Meatbag
The What-If Machine is brought back and Bender immediately asks the What-If Machine what it would be like if he were human. When the machine is started up, we see all the crew gathered around a table with Bender strapped down in preparation for the Professor's latest experiment using the process of 'reverse fossilization' in order to make Bender human. Bender is successfully transformed into a human and goes about getting used to life inside a human body. The crew warn him of the dangers of over-indulging and having self-control. Bender escapes into the night and goes on a non-stop week-long partying session. A week later, Bender is found and Professor Farnsworth displays him to the shocked crowd at the Nobel Prize ceremony and is kicked him out of the Academy Of Science, but not before Bender (now largely overweight to the point where he can just about move his mouth) gives a heartfelt confession of having a good time and partying. The scientists at the convention are clearly touched by Bender's speech and party for hours on end. After the party, Bender is announced dead twelve hours before, just after the party started.

Act II: Raiders of the Lost Arcade
The next question the machine is asked is Fry's "What would life be like if it were more like a videogame?" The story begins in outer-space in the form of the game Asteroids. The green ship (Planet Express Ship) shoots and dodges asteroids before safely returning back to Earth. Richard Nixon's head is signing a peace accord with the ambassador Kong of the planet Nintenduu 64. But, things go wrong with the peace agreement when (Donkey) Kong throws a barrel at Richard Nixon's head and abandons the peace signing. The story then cuts to Milatari HQ, with a green tank from the game Battlezone passing by. Fry, Leela, Bender and Zoidberg rendezvous with General Colin Pac-Man. Gen. Pac-Man leads them through a pac man-like maze, where Zoidberg accidentally eats Fry, who, luckily had an extra life. They exit through a Mario tube outside Planet Express Headquarters. They find out there is another force threatening Earth. Lrrr, of the planet Nintenduu 64 has decided to invade Earth with his "3 different kinds of ships." Fry grabs his all-Rush mix-tape and his bottle of Shasta and starts to battle the Space Invaders. During the battle, General Pac-Man is fatally wounded, which he reveals is the day before his retirement. Fry eventually loses after realizing he could never get the last ship, his brother always did. After Fry enters 'ASS' as the initials for high score, the last Space Invader ship lands on Earth and their demand is simple: quarters, a million allowances' worth of quarters. The Planet Express crew refuse to accept their offer, but reach a compromise by allowing the space invaders to toss their laundry in with the Planet Express crew's.

Act III: Wizzin'
It's Leela's turn to ask a question, she asks what it would be like if she found her true home. But, she accidentally gets knocked out by the What If Machine's gambling machine arm. Leela wakes up to find herself and Nibbler caught in a tornado in the Planet Express Ship, which crash lands in Oz. After realising she crushed the Man-Witch (Scruffy) of the West, the deceased witch's boots appear on Leela's feet. Leela is confronted by a group of various Futurama characters wearing Lillipop Guild costumes who accuse her of stealing the boots. She asks who they are and gets a song about them resembling, 'but legally distinct from the Lollipop Guild,' which is cut short by Nibbler, who eats Glurmo. The Cute Witch of the North (Amy) appears, and informs Leela that only way for her to get home is to see the Professor in the Emerald Laboratory on Martin Luther King Boulevard. As Leela travels down a yellow brick road, she meets the Scarecrow (Fry) and the Tin-Man (Bender), who travel with Leela to find the Professor. Fry needs to see him about a brain and Bender needs a heart (so he can "pump a lot of blood out of [his] basement"). Zoidberg appears in a taxi to represent the Cowardly Lion although he refers to himself as "the other guy. Courage". Overlooking this is the Wicked Witch of the West (Mom) who decides to send her flying monkeys (Walt, Larry and Ignar) to capture Fry, Leela and Bender. Zoidberg is left behind and ends up taking a taxi. The trio finds themselves in Mom's lair, where Zoidberg enters after leaving his taxi. Leela demands to know why they were brought to her, which Mom answers--Mom never had a daughter. Leela thinks momentarily and agrees to become Mom's daughter, due to the fact that she'd love to be evil. But, as Bender gets a celebratory drink out of his chest, the liquid spills over Mom and she starts to melt. Bender drinks her puddle because there was 'no point in letting her go to waste.' The group then take a taxi to the Emerald Laboratory to see the Professor. Hermes tells them that noone sees the professor and will not open the door to his chamber, but Leela pokes him in the eye and they barge in. The Professor gives Zoidberg a gun, because 'who needs courage when you have a gun?'. Bender takes the gun and tells the Professor to give him all his money. The Professor pours a bag of cash on the table and tells him that it's 5000 professor land fun bucks. The Professor says that Leela must get home by clicking her boots together three times, but she instead wishes to be the new Wicked Witch. Her first act as a witch is to transform Fry, Bender and the Professor into frogs. A flume of water lands on her from above, which Zoidberg reveals was from a problem with the upstairs toilet. Leela melts into a puddle, then wakes up as the Professor dumps another bucket of water on her face. She looks around and exclaims that she was 'having the most wonderful dream, except you were there and you were there and you were there.....'

The Professor is heartbroken to discover she has awoken having entered the room with a pair of tweezers and a box with "Leela's Organs" written on the side. Hermes informs the Professor there's always next year to try.

Trivia

 * When Bender is human, his human alter-ego looks exactly like a 31st century version of Homer Simpson. Bender is overweight and is wearing a white shirt and blue trousers, although he has a lot more hair.
 * The title of the segment Raiders of the Lost Arcade is a reference to the 1981 film Raiders of the Lost Ark.
 * When the Nintendians are exiting their ship, one of them says the infamous gaming phrase "All your base are belong to us," from the Sega Mega Drive game Zero Wing.
 * Some of the Nintendians that come out of the ship include: a robot from the game Berzerk, a fried egg from Burgertime, Q*bert, and an evil brain-bot (possibly from Robotron 2084).
 * The title of the segment Wizzin' is from the musical The Wiz (based on The Wizard of Oz).
 * In Oz, the peacock's tail feathers form the NBC logo.
 * Donkey Kong's third appearance, the first non-cameo.
 * The title of the first segment, "I, Meatbag" is a spoof of Asimov's book, "I, Robot," but also referring to the fact that Bender (and presumingly more robots) refer to humans as meatbags.
 * This episode was named #12 on IGN's list of Top 25 Futurama Episodes.

Alien Language Sightings
Time:

Location: Title card

Language: AL1

Translation: TALE OF INTEREST

Time:

Location: in the upper right hand corner of the Professorland Fun Bucks

Language: AL1

Translation: TOXIC INK

I, Meatbag

 * Bender: Being a robot's great, but we don't have emotions and sometimes that makes me very sad. *sniffs*
 * Professor Farnsworth: I've already tested it by turning the toaster into a raccoon. Fry: (toast pops up from raccoon) Hmm, kinda gamy.
 * Bender: Hey, my antenna's gone! Nah, it just moved. I'm not getting good reception on it, though. Maybe if I wiggle it around a little... Fry: Bender, no! You'll make God cry!
 * Bender: Whoa, you look better than you used to for some reason. Amy: You're not so bad yourself, big boy. (kisses Bender) Bender: Hey that felt great! (kisses the Professor) Nah, it's not working anymore. Professor Farnsworth: Speak for yourself.
 * Bender: Why didn't anyone tell me tasting things tasted so good?
 * Wernstrom: When did he die? Professor Farnsworth: About twelve hours ago, when the party started. Wernstrom: But he just said Woo! Professor Farnsworth: No, that was just air escaping from the folds of his fat. Bender: (pushes against Bender's fat) Woo!

Raiders of the Lost Arcade

 * Professor Farnsworth: Who else has a question for the What-If Machine? Scruffy? Katrina? Xanthor?. Fry: Ooh, I have one. I'm good at video games and bad at everything else. That's why I wish life were more like a video game. Professor Farnsworth: Can you put that in the form of a question? Fry: Uh, what if that thing I said? Professor Farnsworth: [he lights a stick of incense] Oh, great machine, we beseech thee what if life were more like a video game?
 * Narrator: You watched it. You can't un-watch it. Stay tuned for more Tales! Of! Interest!
 * Fry: Hey, I know that monkey, his name is Donkey. Professor Farnsworth: Monkeys aren't donkeys. Quit messing with my head!
 * General Pac-Man: Let's get one thing straight. What do you know about the Nintendians?, Fry: I spent all of ninth grade studying them except the day my eyeballs started to bleed...
 * Q*bert: Ereh dnuora stnap emos teg yug a nac erehw? (Which is the phrase "Where can a guy get some pants around here?" backwards)

Wizzin'

 * Leela: Why did you bring us here? Zoidberg: And why did I have to take a cab?!
 * Leela: (clicks her heels three times) There's no place like - I WANNA BE A WITCH!
 * Zoidberg: (after the water has fallen on Leela's head) Err, sorry, there seems to be a problem with your upstairs toilet.

Outside References
The second story pays homage to many video games including in alphabetic order:
 * Asteroids
 * Battlezone
 * Berzerk
 * Burgertime (the Egg character leaving the Space Invaders ship)
 * Castle Wolfenstein ("you need the blue key")
 * Centipede (seen in the background in the "War Room" at Milatari HQ)
 * Defender (seen in the background before the "War Room" at Milatari HQ)
 * Donkey Kong
 * Mario
 * Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man
 * Q*Bert
 * Robotron: 2084
 * Space Invaders
 * Super Mario Brothers (exit pipe)
 * Zero Wing (All your base)

Characters

 * Fry
 * Leela
 * Bender
 * Professor Farnsworth
 * Zoidberg
 * Cubert
 * Dwight
 * Richard Nixon's head
 * Hermes
 * Amy
 * Mom
 * Walt, Larry and Ignar
 * Scruffy
 * Debut: Katrina
 * Debut: Xanthor
 * Lrrr
 * Ndnd
 * Dr. Ogden Wernstrom
 * Donkey Kong
 * Debut: General Pac-Man
 * Debut: Q*Bert

Episode Credits

 * Writers
 * Lewis Morton (I, Meatbag)
 * David X. Cohen (Raiders of the Lost Arcade)
 * Jason Corbett (Wizzin')
 * Scott Kirby (Wizzin')
 * Director
 * Bret Haaland
 * Voice Actors
 * Billy West
 * Katey Sagal
 * John DiMaggio
 * Tress MacNeille
 * Maurice LaMarche
 * Phil LaMarr
 * David Herman
 * Lauren Tom
 * Frank Welker
 * Kath Soucie
 * DVD Commentary
 * Matt Groening
 * David X. Cohen
 * Rich Moore
 * Lewis Morton
 * Bret Haaland
 * Maurice LaMarche
 * John DiMaggio
 * Billy West