List of products

Futurama is full of countless products and pieces of merchandise, which can be seen in nearly every episode, splattered on the hundreds of billboards and commercials throughout New New York, and Earth's many other major cities. Ads are often recurring, and can be seen many times in one episode, or constantly throughout the show.

π-in-1 Oil
First Appearance: "Insane in the Mainframe" Description: Ship oil. Seems to have 3.141 oils combined.

Type: Commercial.

Admiral Crunch
First Appearance: "The Series Has Landed" Description: Based on the 20th century Captain Crunch. In the intervening millenium the titular mascot has been promoted, a reference to Star Trek and its habit of depicting future versions of prominent captains as admirals.

Type: Commercial.

All Purpose Spray
First Appearance: "When Aliens Attack" Description: A spray that apparently produces pretty much anything needed, including bikinis and early 20th century army fatigues.

Type: Unknown, possibly a Professor Farnsworth creation.

Angry Norwegian Anchovies
First Appearances: "A Fishful of Dollars"

Description: A thousand-year can of anchovies. Due to the anchovy's extinction in the 2200s, they are now extremely valuable.

Type: Commercial. Probably went out of business when the anchovies became extinct.

Arachno Spores
First Appearances: "The Lesser of Two Evils" Description: "The fatal spore with the funny name!" Type: Commercial.

Archduke Chocula
First Appearances: "The Series Has Landed"

Description: 31st Century version of Count Chocula.

Type: Commercial.

Bachelor Chow
First Appearances: "Space Pilot 3000"

Description: Cheap, dog-food-like substance sold in bulk to bachelors. Just add water!

Slogan: Bachelor Chow, now with flavour.

Type: Commercial.

Bamboo Boogie Boots
First Appearances: "Three Hundred Big Boys"

Description: Boots that produce long bamboo stilts, which are apparently hard to get the hang of. Carries a large and prominent warning label.

Type: Commercial.

Bean-Bay Beans
First Appearances: "A Leela of Her Own"

Description: A brand of Beans advertised by Leela.

Type: Commercial.

Bendërbrāu
First Appearances: "The Route of All Evil"

Description: A beer brewed by the Planet Express crew inside Bender's body cavity as an alternative to having to choose a commercial brand.

Trivia: The label on the beer is the actual label that the graphics department created for the real-life beer brewed by the staff. The name seems to refer to the German beer brand Löwenbräu albeit the ë and ā does not exist in German. The correct spelling in German would be Benderbräu.

Type: Homebrewed.

Bender's Favorite
First Appearances: "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television"

Description: One of the Bender brand tobacco products.

Type: Commercial, probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from All My Circuits.

Benderillos
First Appearances: "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television"

Description: One of the Bender brand tobacco products.

Type: Commercial, probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from All My Circuits. The name refers to.

Bender Smokes
First Appearances: "Bender Should Not Be Allowed on Television"

Description: One of the Bender brand tobacco products.

Type: Commercial, probably out of production due to Bender's resignation from All My Circuits.

Big Pink
First Appearances: "War Is the H-Word"

Description: A brand of ham-based bubblegum, consisting mostly of bones. It pinkens your teeth while you chew and provides "breath as fresh as a summer ham".

Type: Commercial.

Dr. FlimFlam's Miracle Cream
First Appearance: "Less than Hero" Description: A rub-on cream that soothes aching muscles and causes superpowers in humans.

Type: Medical.

Dutch Butts
First Appearance: "Three Hundred Big Boys"

Description: A brand of Cigars sold at Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables.

Type: Commercial.

Glagnar's Human Rinds
First Appearance: "I Second that Emotion" Description: Human rinds.

Type: Commercial. Slogan: It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!

Gobble Wieners
First Appearance: "Three Hundred Big Boys"

Description: A 31st Century Turkey Dog.

Type: Commercial.

Hairibo
First Appereance: Bender's Big Score Description: Hairibo refers to the biggest producer of gummi and jelly sweets Haribo from Germany.

Type: Commercial.

Hubble Bubble
First Appearance: "War Is the H-Word" Description: A brand of bubble gum. Refers to Wrigley's Hubba Bubba and the world famous Hubble Space Telescope.

Type: Commercial.

Iffy Pop
First Appearance: "Roswell that Ends Well"

Description: A popcorn that should not be put in a microwave. A parody of Jiffy Pop.

Type: Commercial.

Kibbles 'N' Snouts
First Appearance: "I Second that Emotion"

Description: A 31st century brand of pet food, suitable for dogs and Nibblonians. It refers to the dog food brand Kibbles 'n Bits.

Slogan: If you've got the nibbles, go for some kibbles!

Type: Commercial.

Klein's Beer
First Appearance: "The Route of All Evil"

Description: A brand of beer sold in a topologically bizarre bottle.

Type: Commercial.

Le Grand Cigar
First Appearance: "Three Hundred Big Boys"

Description: A very special antique cigar sold at Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables costing $10,000. According to Hacking Jack, this cigar's wrapper is a piece of the original U.S. constitution, was rolled by Queen Elizabeth (during her "wild years"), and was buried with George Burns until grave-robbing space mushrooms stole it.

Type: Speciality.

Lightspeed Briefs
First Appearance: "A Fishful of Dollars"

Description: Lightspeed Briefs are comfortable underwear that cost around $30. They were advertised in dreams.

Type: Commercial.

Liquid Nitrogum
First Appearance: "War Is the H-Word" Description: A brand of bubble gum. It clearly refers to Wrigley's Chewing Gum albeit the actual Wrigley's design was modernized.

Type: Commercial.

LöBrau Beer
First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000" Description: A brand of beer that was sold in both the 20th and 31st centuries, possibly all throughout the millenium. The umlauts above the 'o' are apparently a selling point. This brand clearly refers to the German brand Löwenbräu which is very popular in the USA.

Type: Commercial.

Lovey Bears
First Appearance: "Love and Rocket" Description: These cute bears are genetically engineered by Romanticorp. They are raised in the "Lovey Forest" until their first birthday, then, the cuddly-uddliest ones are killed then stuffed full of "fire-retardant love fluff".

Type: Commercial.

Mobil Dick Whale Oil
First Appearance: Bendin' in the Wind Description: The alternate fuel of the future, whale oil is used to power certain vehicles and machines. The name and logo are references to and.

Type: Commercial.

Molten Boron
First Appearance: "The Problem with Popplers" Description: A large drum of boron, at 2,075 degrees Celsius or more.

Type: Commercial. Slogan: Nobody doesn't like Molten Boron!

Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil
First Appearance: "A Fishful of Dollars"

Descripton: Produced by MomCorp, Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil is the most popular Oil brand.

Slogan: Made with 10% more love than the next leading brand.

Type: Commercial.

Monsieur Carton
First Appearance: "Spanish Fry" Description: A brand of boxed wine.

Type: Commercial.

Mr. Wino
First Appearance: The Beast with a Billion Backs

Description: A mechanical wine dispenser that quickly renders grapes into wine, bottles it and immediately uncorks it.

Type: Household appliance.

Old Farmer's Wikipedia
First Appearance: The Beast with a Billion Backs

Description: An agricultural calendar and encyclopedia. The name is a reference to the Old Farmer's Almanac and the Internet database Wikipedia.

Type: Unknown

Olde Fortran Malt Liquor
First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"

Descripton: A brand of liquor popular among robots, especially Bender. The name is a reference to the computer language Fortran and the Olde English malt liquor.

Type: Commercial.

Orlon Candy
First Appearance: "The Series Has Landed"

Descripton: A Luna Park version of cotton candy. Named after the old DuPont brand of acrylic Fibers.

Type: Commercial.

Pabst Blue Robot
First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"

Descripton: A brand of beer, presumably specifically designed for robots. Consumption by humans is inadvisable due to the presence of throat-bloodying metal shavings. It is a play on "Pabst Blue Ribbon," a popular beer

Type: Commercial.

Popplers
First Appearance: "The Problem with Popplers" Description: A delicious foodstuff resembling fried prawn/shrimp. It was sold for a time by Fishy Joe's, until the snack was revealed to be Omicronian young.

Type: Commercial, went out of use when their true origin was discovered.

Red Minotaur
First Appearance: The Beast with a Billion Backs Description: An energy drink that, when ingested, is visible within the body to the naked eye. Refers to Energy Drink. Type: Commercial.

Robo Fresh
First Appearance: "I, Roommate" Description: A robot hygiene product that at one point sponsored All My Circuits. Slogan: Robo-Fresh, designed by a Robot, for a Robot.

Type: Commercial.

Royal Kooparillo
First Appearance: "Three Hundred Big Boys"

Description: A brand of Cigars sold at Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables.

Type: Commercial.

Sam Adams' Head Boston Lager
First Appearance: "The Route of All Evil"

Description: A brand of lager. It also refers to the brand "Samuel Adams".

Type: Commercial.

Shiz
First Appearance: "The Why of Fry"

Description: A soda drink.

Type: Commercial.

Slurm
First Appearance: "Space Pilot 3000"

Description: A highly addictive, highly popular soft drink, exuded from the behind of a giant worm queen. Parody of Coca-Cola.

Slogan: Slurm its highly addictive or Enjoy Slurm.

Trivia: Slurm is apparently advertised in every episode of Futurama.

Type: Commercial.

Slurmee
First Appearance: "Fry and the Slurm Factory" Description: Slurmee is an icy version of Slurm. A parody of Slurpee

Type: Commercial.

Soylent Products
First Appearance: "Fry and the Slurm Factory" (Mentioned)

Description: A variety of food products made from people.

Type: Commercial.

Spider Yum
First Appearance: "War Is the H-Word"

Description: A brand of bubblegum. An obvious parody of gum brand Bubble Yum as well as various rumors that they contain spider eggs.

Type: Commercial.

St. Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl
First Appearance: "The Route of All Evil"

Description: A brand of beer. A dual reference to a mathematical principle and real beer brand St. Pauli Girl.

Type: Commercial.

Tanning Butter
First Appearance: "When Aliens Attack"

Description: A generic type of tanning butter used by Leela.

Type: Commercial.

Thompson's Teeth
First Appearance: "Insane in the Mainframe" Description: Dentures sturdy enough to allow the wearer to eat other teeth.

Slogan: "The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth." Type: Commercial.

Tickle Me Bender Dolls
First Appearance: Into the Wild Green Yonder Description: Small Bender dolls that can get tickled, and doesn't want you to touch his junk. Parody of Tickle Me Elmo dolls.

Type: Commercial.

Torgo's Executive Powder
First Appearance: Bender's Big Score

Description: A pink powder, made from executives, that has "a million and one" uses.

Type: Commercial.

Zuban Cigars
First Appearance: "Bender Gets Made"

Description: The finest cigars in the universe. Parody of Cuban Cigars.

Type: Commercial.

Motto: "Just Add Fire!"