Channel √2 News

Channel √2 News (pronounced "Root 2 News") is a news show broadcast from Los Angeles. The anchors are Morbo and Linda who have very different personalities. They cover the top stories and interview people such as Richard Nixon's head.

News Covered

 * The possible destruction of New New York by the Garbage Ball
 * The collapse of a mine on Jupiter's moon, Titan.
 * The Presidental Election
 * The homeless robots
 * Liquid Nitrogen diving
 * Xmas warnings
 * The oil spill on Pluto
 * The rising heat
 * Mom taking over Earth on both occasions
 * Yivo's gentacles coming out of the Anomaly.
 * The safe return of a talking horse to the meat department.
 * The rising Dark Matter prices.
 * The eco-feminist's rampages.

Anchors

 * Linda
 * Morbo
 * Weather Entity Hal - weather
 * Sportsbot 5000 - sports commentator