Less than Hero

Act I: Ready for your big trip to the surface?
Leela's parents are going to visit the surface the next weekend, and as they are mutants who are not allowed above ground for legal reasons, Leela is getting them special one-day surface permits from Citihall. Meanwhile, the Professor is getting a supercollider from πkea, which turns out to be exhausting to assemble - Fry and Leela are sore all over and receive treatment by Zoidberg with genuine Miracle Cream. The supercollider super explodes, and the Professor asks Leela and Fry to take it back. On the way, both are attacked by a mugger who attempts to kill them, but are able to defeat him with powers usually not found with humans. They find out that the Miracle Cream temporarily causes superpowers in humans, including invulnerability, super strength and lickety speed, but not the ability to command the loyalty of sea creatures (Zoidberg refuses to obey them). As they have super powers and are Americans, they decide to form a team of super heros, including Bender who provides the costumes and as a robot already has some sort of super powers. They choose appropriate names: Fry becomes Captain Yesterday, Bender is Superking and Leela chooses to be Clobberella - thus the New Justice Team is forged and fights crimes all over New New York.

Act II: Attention, all crooks, lowlifes and lawbreakers!
The new team of super heroes quickly becomes well known and fights crime very efficiently, but all three are anxious to protect their secret identities, sometimes they need reminding though (in the case of Fry). As the crew pick up the special one day permits for Leela's parents with the Mayor at Citihall, he calls for the New Justice Team and they have to make a quick exit to reappear in their super hero costumes. The Mayor warns them that at precisely 9 A.M. tomorrow, the Museum of Natural History will be robbed by the super villain Zookeeper and his gang of highly trained animals. Their target: the priceless Quantum Gemerald. Leela thus arranges for her parents to meet her at the said museum at 10 A.M. However, at the next morning, the Zookeeper and his gang turn up an hour late. The New Justice Team foils his attempt to steal the Gemerald, yet the Zookeeper escapes and Leela can't reveal her secret identity and so her parents miss her and return to the sewers disappointedly, thinking her daughter is ashamed of them.

Act III: Mom, Dad - I'm Clobberella!
This disappointment causes Leela quite some pain, and thus she reveals her secret identity to her parents to make them understand why she couldn't meet with them. Through an indiscretion by Morris, the secret becomes known to the Zookeeper, who captures Leela's parents and coerces the New Justice Team into stealing the Quantum Gemerald themselves and deliver it to him. This is complicated by the fact that they have run out of Miracle Cream, and they have to pull off the heist without their super powers. They deliver the gem to the Zookeeper, and Leela's parents are released. As they have now committed a crime and are out of Miracle Cream anyway, Bender and Fry commit a few more crimes under the cover of their super hero identities.

Trivia

 * &pi;kea is a spoof of Ikea, a Swedish furniture manufacturer known for its do-it-yourself products that are sometimes shoddy or missing the parts required to assemble it.
 * The phone number of Leela's parents is 1566.
 * Assembling the supercollider requires: a hammer, a screwdriver, and a bending unit.
 * Bender uses his left hand as a circular saw.

Quotes

 * Amy: Are you off your rocket? Your parents are mutants! It's illegal for them to come above ground because they're inferior genetic scum! Ah - present company excluded, of course...


 * Hermes: While you're there, could you pick me up a license to kill? Leela: Sure. Bare hands or weapon? Hermes: Uh... what does piano wire count as?
 * Leela: Wow, super powers! I'll be able to pack my day with twice as many humdrum activities! Fry: Leela, I think you're missing the big picture. When you were a kid, what was your biggest fantasy? Leela: To have parents... Fry: Whatever. The correct answer is to be a superhero! We HAVE super powers, and we are Americans. This is our chance! Leela: Hmmm. I've been looking for a way to serve the community that incorporates my violence. Let's do it! Fry: You'll barely regret this.
 * Bender: Nine, Ten... A big fat hen... (puffs cigar) The name, Bender

Goofs

 * On the πkea box is an ø, however, this character is not used in the Swedish alphabet. It is only used commonly in the Danish, Faroese and Norwegian alphabet.  More correct would have been an ö.

Characters
(In alphabetical order)
 * Hermes
 * Amy
 * Professor Farnsworth
 * Fry
 * Bender
 * Leela
 * Turanga Morris
 * Turanga Munda
 * Organ Dealer
 * Petunia
 * Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer
 * Zoidberg
 * Leg Mutant
 * Raoul Inglis
 * Debut: The Zookeeper

Episode Credits

 * Writer
 * Ron Weiner
 * Director
 * Susie Dietter
 * Voice Actors
 * Billy West
 * Katey Sagal
 * John DiMaggio
 * DVD Commentary
 * Matt Groening
 * David X. Cohen
 * Rich Moore
 * Ron Weiner
 * Susie Dietter
 * Billy West
 * Maurice LaMarche