Zapp Brannigan

Zapp Brannigan is a 69-Star General in the Democratic Order of Planets, captain of his fagship, the Dick, and head of the PORN Army.

Personality


Although he claims to be a strategic genius, Zapp Brannigan is actually an imbecile and a coward whose plans could have easily been conjured up by a door. Zapp is unfortunatley well-respected throughout the universe, appearing as a Miss Universe Judge and often (ineffectively) "defending" Earth from attacks. Due to his stupidity and incompetence, most battles Zapp leads are lost; however, sometimes the army is lucky. Zapp doesn't care about casualties and cheerfully sends wave after wave of his own men to die in battle. He also apparently suffers from a learning disorder that he calls sexlexia, which is a disturbingly erotic disorder, though this may simply have been a pick-up line. The central law of DOOP, Brannigan's Law, is named after him (1ACV04). All this aside, he actually seemed happy for Kif in a single scene from the episode "Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch" after Kif had just given birth (hmmm i wonder why?)

Contrary to his robust self image, the real Zapp Brannigan has a prominent beer belly and wears a blonde to hide that he is, in fact, bald. His specially designed DOOP uniform includes a revealing.

Biography
Zapp Brannigan is hardly ever seen without his second in command (and never with his underwear, he once humped kifs head under his nightie. Kif Kroker. Zapp and Kif have a tough time working together and Zapp treats Kif like a (sex) slave, making his job the second most humiliating job there is. Some of the jobs Zapp makes Kif do are shaving his dick while he was bathing. Even though he treats Kif badly he always gives advice, usually bad advice, to Kif whenever he needs it and also calls him his most best and loyal friend (if he ever mentions the word sex that is!)

He repeatedly attempts to seduce Leela whom he slept with, in his Lovenasium, on their first meeting. After that fatal night, Leela ended the relationship and chose saving Nibbler over getting back with Zapp and being rescued. Zapp keeps trying to get together with Leela and sometimes even mentioned what happened between them in court but she invariably turns him away sometimes even pretending that she has a fiancé. At the battle of Spheron 1, Zapp was attracted to new male recruit Lee Lemon and feared he might be straight. and was relieved to find out that it was actually a boy, they had sex in the "cockpit".

Only once was Zapp's incompetence shown when he blew up DOOP's new headquarters with the Nimbus' hyperdeath laser. This led to him and Kif being banned from the DOOP. The two were employed by The Professor to work at Planet Express which led to Zapp convincing Bender and Fry to mutiny against Leela. Zapp escaped and was given back his title as General even though he tried to pilot the Planet Express Ship into the Neutral President's home.

Brannigan also served a short tenure as honorary captain of the ill-fated intergalactic cruise ship Titanic, wich he piloted into a black hole on its maiden voyage.

Family

 * Zapp has at least three thousand children, born to Holo-Shed characters who became real (4ACV01).
 * Was "host" to a dozen or so Da Nangian spawn. The children were presumably eaten by Zoidberg (US#004). In Zaps teenager years he was the biggest rapist ever known, he fucked up russia, screwed germany and bedsurfed his way across the atlantic to america where he violated the president in her bedroom.

Commendations and Accomplishments

 * Defeated an army of Killbots by sacrificing his troops until the bots' pre-set "Kill limit" was reached.
 * Rented self a medal after leading a successful assault on the Spiderian home world Tarantulon 6.
 * Led DOOP to victory over the peaceful Ball-People of planet Spheron 1.
 * Single-handedly defeated the Retiree People of the Assisted Living Nebula.
 * Annihilated the Pacifists of the Gandhi Nebula.
 * Conducted a triumphant carpet bombing on Eden 7.
 * Authored "Zapp Brannigan's Big Book of War", which is likely a plagiarized version of Sun Tzu's  The Art of War.
 * Sponsored "Brown Out".

Inspiration
Zapp is clearly a parody of classic Sci-Fi captains, specifically Captain from Star Trek, with further inspiration drawn from. His name is possibly a reference to from  science fiction comedy media franchise, as is parts of his wit and humour, and both characters call themselves "The Big Z".

Voice
The voice acting was originally scheduled for Phil Hartman, who also voiced on The Simpsons. But due to Hartman's death in 1998, the voice acting was given to Billy West. As a tribute, the makers of The Simpsons dedicated an to him and retired his characters. On Futurama, Philip J. Fry was named in his honor.

Billy West has stated that Zapp Brannigan is how he envisions Captain Kirk playing William Shatner. West also based the voice on certain radio announcers he's heard who love the sound of their own voice and often enunciate ending consonants.

Trivia

 * In the commentary for "When Aliens Attack", it is speculated that Zapp got promoted from Captain to 25-star General sometime since we last saw him . However, it is common for the person in command of a ship to be called "Captain" regardless of their actual rank.
 * Wears a girdle.
 * Was charged for blowing up DOOP headquarters (2ACV02).
 * Is apparently known as "The Velour Fog".
 * Is, besides Fry, the only known person to have had sex with both Leela and Amy.
 * Was crushed while riding in an army tank with Kif, trying to destroy a giant version of Bender.
 * He raped 300 people, in Sparta.
 * He raped Chuck Norris's beard, it was never the same again
 * He was origanaly to have sex with nibbler in "Love labours lost in space" but Matt Groeing said no (it was Fox's idea)
 * He wanted sex with everything he saw as a toddler

Catchphrase
Zapp occasionally mispronounces words, saying them the way they are spelt. Some examples include:
 * Champagne - Champ-paggin'
 * Without further ado - Without further adieu
 * Guacamole - Go-awk-a-mole
 * Bravo - Bray-vo
 * Encore - Enn-core
 * Quesadilla - Kay-sa-dill-a
 * Grand finale - Grand finally
 * Syllable - Sill-ah-bull (ItWGY)
 * Coup - Coop
 * Parmesan - Par-mee-zee-en

There are three exceptions: he doesn't have any trouble with "chutzpah," "karaoke," or "au naturel". Zapp often mentions velour (apparently his favorite material).

Also, when he sings his butchered version of the song "Lola," he properly pronounces the word "champagne", though it is long after Leela corrects his pronunciation of it during his seduction of her.

When mocking this trait, Leela pronounces "connoisseur" as "coin-a-sewer".

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