Number 1.0

Number 1.0 is a bureaucrat at the Central Bureaucracy. He flies around on a plane/desk and is the head bureaucrat. He orders Hermes to finish sorting the master "in" pile by 1:00 p.m. Hermes finished with four seconds to spare but he demoted him by two ranks because a good bureaucrat never finishes early, only to promote him by one rank a few minutes later after Hermes pointed out a fellow bureaucrat had stamped a document 4 times when it needed to be stamped 5 times.

Quotes

 * Number 1.0: Don't quote me regulations. I co-chaired the committee that reviewed the recommendation to revise the color of the book that regulation's in. We kept it gray.
 * Number 1.0: Bureaucrat Conrad, you are technically correct - the best kind of correct.
 * Number 1.0: GUARDS! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away!

Appearances



 * (seen in audience)