Turanga-Fillmore wedding

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The wedding of Turanga Leela and Lars Fillmore occured December 27, 3007 at 4 P.M. The wedding occured just 3 days after Lars' proposal, at the First Amalgamated Church's New New York branch. The hors d'oeuvres were provided by Elzar and included Crud Puffs and a Schlimp Cocktail. Fry thought that the wedding should never occur and attempted to stop the ceremony by switching the pen used for signing the wedding lisensce with a fake, inkless one. (However, the ceremony was unaffected because Lars had an extra pen.) Then, Hermes had a chandelier fall on him. His body was fatally electrocuted, but his head was saved. Ethan 'Bubblegum' Tate then noted that Hermes' body was doomed because it was a time paradox duplicate. This inexplicably caused Lars to get scared an call off the wedding.

Wedding Guests

 * Fry
 * Bender
 * Professor Farnsworth
 * Amy, maid of honor
 * Zoidberg
 * Hermes, body electrocuted
 * Father Changstein El-Gamal, officiator
 * Francine
 * Cubert
 * Dwight
 * LaBarbara Conrad
 * Barbados Slim
 * Ethan 'Bubblegum' Tate
 * Terry
 * Lou
 * Ipgee and his horrible wife
 * Lrrr and Ndnd
 * Cygnoids
 * Jackie Anderson
 * Petunia
 * Sal
 * Smitty and Url
 * Hattie McDoogal
 * Tinny Tim
 * Mayor C. Randall Poopenmeyer
 * Number 9 Man
 * Dr. Cahill
 * Nixon
 * Matt Groening
 * Jacques Cousteau
 * Charles de Gaulle