Ron Whitey

Ron Whitey (more commonly known as Judge Whitey) is a male Human who is an arbiter of justice. He believes that people are never too rich to enjoy a free turkey dog.

Personality
A parodic archetype of the worldview, values, and mannerisms of a "country-club ", he is very rich and seems to lack morals. Whitey is preoccupied with money and wealth, but does not know what a is until his caddy's chauffeur informs him that "a bank is a place where people put money that isn't properly invested". Judge Whitey is also the reason that the Institute for Criminally Insane Humans is full, and is reminded this by a baliff, who says "that facility has been full ever since you declared that being poor was a mental illness".

Biography
Ron Whitey sentenced Santa to be executed at sundown  and  and Bender to asylum,  divorced Fry and,  attended Fry's opera,  ironically, was seen as a homeless man due to the actions of the Scammer Aliens,  was run over by Calculon, sentencing him to community service,  attended the 100th-delivery party,  and served as the judge in the case Mom v. Farnsworth.

Trivia

 * Judge Whitey is one of the few characters who are drawn with eyebrows.
 * As evidenced by his name, Whitey was created to lampoon stereotypes about rich white people.

Quotes
{{q| Ron Whitey: The charge is bank robbery. Now, my caddie's chauffeur informs me that a bank is a place where people put money that isn't properly invested. Therefore, robbing a bank is tantamount to that most heinous of crimes, theft of money. {{er|3ACV11}} Fry: I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty. {{er|3ACV11}} Ron Whitey: Ah, the 67th {{w|list of amendments to the United States Constitution|Amendment}}. Ron Whitey: Counselor, what evidence do you offer to support this new plea of insanity? {{er|3ACV11}} Hyper-Chicken: Well, for one, they done hired me to represent them. [Judge Whitey bangs his gavel.] Ron Whitey: Insanity plea is accepted.

Appearances

 * (at the 100th-delivery party)
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