User:Schaeffa

Biography
Andrew Schaeffer was born to Michael and Diane Schaeffer in Torrance, California where he was the second and last born; his sister Rebecca preceding him. When Andrew was four, the family moved to southeastern Arizona where they can be found today. Andrew now attends the University of Arizona in Tucson, Arizona where he is studying journalism.

Trivia

 * Can lick his elbow
 * Is a fervent supporter of the serial comma
 * Eats souls
 * Drives an '05 Scion xB
 * Loves pasta

Quotes
Morbo: Windmills do not work that way! Goodnight!
 * Leela: The magician?!
 * Sign at Municipal Arboretum: Yes, we have looking at trees!
 * Linda: I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool.
 * Mitch Hedberg: I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.
 * George F. Will: The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.
 * Dr. Preston Blair: It's easier to dig a hole than build a pole.

Contact Info

 * Email: Click!
 * Yahoo!: Schaeffa@rocketmail.com
 * Skype: Schaeffa89