Grand Midwife

The Grand Midwife is an amphibiosan who explains the ceremony of delivering babies at the Amphibiosan Sacred Birthing Grounds. She then helps the pregnant person give birth. She has learnt the ceremony off by heart and refuses to change it.

Jobs
She has made two appearances in the series. The first in as the Grand Midwife, the second in  as the Grand Priestess and the Grand Funeral Director. She also claims to be the Grand Lunch Lady, and the Grand Chairwoman of Amphibios 9's Federal Reserve.

Quotes
Kif: She's not with me. Grand Midwife: Oh the sorrow, oh the shame! I'm sorry I'm probably making you feel worse.
 * Grand Midwife: Where is your Smizmar?