Hyper-Chicken

A simple Hyper-chicken from a backwards asteroid, who is the most frequently seen lawyer in Futurama. He is a father and has often defended and accused members of Planet Express' crew. Despite being incompetent, he often manages to win his cases and if he doesn't, he usually tells his clients to plead insanity. He seems to be a successful lawyer and handles large cases such as the destruction of DOOP's headquarters.

Defended

 * Bender of spilling oil on Pluto.
 * Bender and Fry of robbing a bank.

Accused

 * Zapp Brannigan of blowing up DOOP headquarters.
 * Santa (really Bender) of being Santa.
 * Dr. John Zoidberg of eating the Earth flag.

Trivia

 * In a deleted scene, Amy once admitted to sleeping with Bender's lawyer. The scene may have been deleted because they remembered that this is his lawyer.


 * The Hyper-Chicken advertises on buses, the ads simply read "ACCIDENTES! (800)λλλ-λλλλ".

Quotes
Hyper-Chicken: Well for one they done hired ME to represent them... Judge Whitey: Insanity claim approved!
 * Hyper-Chicken: Now I may be just be a simple Hyper-Chicken
 * Hyper-Chicken: Now I may be just be a simple Hyper-Chicken, but I know when we're finger licked.
 * Hyper-Chicken: Now Pramala, I know its scary up there in that witness box but, t'ain't no need to fear me... BAAAKAAA! I'm sorry I thought you was corn.
 * Hyper-Chicken: Your Honors, freedom of speech entails to what comes out of a mouth, NOT what goes in...
 * Judge Whitey: Counseler, what proof do you have for this new plea of insanity?