War of 2012

The War of 2012 was a war in which Conan O'Brien may have participated, resulting in the loss of his freakishly long legs.

Trivia

 * The name of the war is a possible reference to the real-life, where the United Kingdom and United States fought to a stalemate. The name itself reflects this.

Quotes
Misnomer: gingers don't have souls.

Appearances

 * (mentioned)