List of song performances

This is a list of songs performed by the characters on Futurama, be they either original performances or simply just performances of already existing songs.

B-E-N-D-E-R

 * Original Performance
 * Performed by Bender in The Honking.

Bender: B-E-N-D-E-R Beeender B-E-N-D-E-R Beeender Give me a B, E, N, Daaay...

Blowin' in the Wind

 * Cover of Blowin' in the Wind by Bob Dylan.
 * Performed by Bender in The Series Has Landed.

Blue Tail Fly

 * Original Performance - to the tune of Blue Tail Fly.
 * Performed by Bender in Bendin' in the Wind.

Bender: Fry cracked corn, And I don't care, Leela cracked corn, I still don't care, Bender cracked corn, And he is great! Take that, you stupid corn!

Bureaucrat Song

 * Original Performance
 * Performed by Hermes, LaBarbara, Dr. Zoidberg, Farnsworth, Leela, Bender, Morgan Proctor in How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back.

Hermes: When I was four there was a hurricane in Kingston Town with a foot and a half of water Everyone was alright, but I cried all night It blew my alphabet blocks out of order And they say this boy’s born to be a bureaucrat Born to be all obsessive and snotty I made my friends and relations file long applications To get into my tenth birthday party. LaBarbara: But something changed when my man turned pro. Hermes: I was sorting but I wasn't smilin' LaBarbara: He forgot that it's not about badges and ranks Hermes: It's supposed to be about the filin'! People, We didn't choose to be bureaucrats No, that's what our mighty Ja made us We treat people like swine and make them stand in line Even if nobody paid us They say the world looks down on the bureaucrats They say we're anal, compulsive and weird But when push comes to shove you gotta do what you love Even if it's not a good idea Zoidberg! Zoidberg: They said I probably shouldn't be a surgeon Farnsworth: They poopooed my electric frankfurter Leela: They said I probably shouldn't fly with just one eye Bender: I am Bender please insert girder Hermes: Everybody sing Jamaica! All: Jamaica! Hermes: Just the bureaucrats - Jamaica! Bureaucrats: Jamaica! Hermes: The grade nineteens! Morgan Proctor: ... Jamaica. Hermes: Sing me home, When push comes to shove you gotta do what you love Even if it's not a good idea!

Daisy Bell

 * Cover of Daisy Bell by Harry Dacre.
 * Performed by Bender in Love and Rocket.

Danny Boy

 * Cover of Danny Boy by Frederick Weatherly.
 * Performed by Dr. Zoidberg in A Pharaoh to Remember.

Don't Mess with Earth

 * Original Performance
 * Performed by Head of the ACLU in A Taste of Freedom.

Head of the ACLU:You can eat my dog, You can eat my truck, But you eat my flag and you're out of luck! She's 'awaven proud around the world, From Dallas to Ft. Worth, Let me say it again... Don't mess with Earth! ... don't-mess-with-Earth. Kill Zoidberg!

Don't Worry, Bee Happy

 * Original Performance to the tune of Don't Worry, Be Happy.
 * Performed by Amy, Bender, Farnsworth, Hermes, Dr. Zoidberg and Bee in The Sting.

Amy: [spoken] In every life, we have some trouble. 'Bender: [spoken] But when you worry you make it double. Bender/Amy: Don't worry! Bee happy! [Bender imitating bongos] Farnsworth: The landlords say your rent is late. Hermes: You may have to litigate. Farnsworth/Hermes/Bender: Don't worry! [Bender opens his chest and releases a bee, which stings Farnsworth in the head] Bee: Bee... Farnsworth: Happy! ''[Farnsworth swells up and explodes. Zoidberg appears on a stage, his name displayed behind him in neon lights]'' Zoidberg: Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style, ladies vomit when I smile. But does Zoidberg worry? Feh, you wish! [The bee stings him] Bee: Bee... Zoidberg: Happy! ''[He explodes. Hermes skates into view, carrying Amy]'' Hermes: [spoken] Don't worry now, Amy! ''[The bee stings Hermes, who explodes. Amy skates up to the camera]'' Amy: [spoken] Okay, I'm happy! [She is stung and explodes, revealing Bender standing on the table] Bender: [spoken] Take us home, Bender! Don't worry! [The bee stings him] Bee: Bee... Bender: Happy! ''[Bender explodes into a firework display. When the smoke clears, everyone is sitting around as if nothing had happened]'' Leela: [short pause, spoken] Uh, were you just singing? Bender: [spoken] No, I was telling you not to worry. I'm not allowed to sing. Court order.

Elves' Xmas Song

 * Original Performance
 * Performed by Bender, Leela, Fry, Neptunians Elves and Robot Santa in A Tale of Two Santas.

Neptunian Elves: We are free and barely sober With so many toys to build The machines are kind of tricky Probably someone will be killed But we gladly work for nothing Fry: Which is good because we don't intend to pay Neptunian Elves: The elves are back to work today Hooray! We have just a couple hours To make several billion gifts And the labor isn't easy Leela: Then you'll all work triple shifts You can make the job go quicker If you turn up the controls to super speed Neptunian Elves: It's back to work on Xmas eve Hooray. Leela: And though your cold and sore and ugly Your pride will mask the pain Fry: Let my happy smile warm your hearts Neptunian Elf: There's a toy lodged in my brain Neptunian Elves: We are getting awfully tired And we can't work any faster And we're very, very sorry Bender: Why you selfish little bastards! Do you want the kids to think That Santa's just a crummy empty handed jerk?! Then shut your yaps and back to work! Neptunian Elves: Now it's very nearly Xmas And we done the best we could Fry: These toy soldiers are poorly painted Leela: And they're made from inferior wood Bender: I should give you all a beating But I really have to fly Robot Santa: If I weren't stuck here frozen I'd harpoon you in the eye Neptunian Elves: Now it's back into our tenements To drown ourselves in rye Leela: You did the best you could I guess And some of these gorillas are OK Neptunian Elves: HOORAY! (we're adequate!) All: The elves have rescued Xmas day Hooray!

Frog Went A-Courting

 * Original Performance - to the tune of Frog Went A-Courting.
 * Performed by Bender in Bendin' in the Wind.

Bender: Froggy went a-courtin' and he did ride, uh-huh, uh-huh Well, Froggy went a-courtin' and he did ride, Blah, blah, blah, something, Bender is great! Froggy went a-courtin' and Bender is great, uh-huh--

The Fourth Day of Xmas

 * Original Performance - to the tune of Twelve Days of Christmas.
 * Performed by Bender, Tinny Time and two robots in Xmas Story.

Bender: On the fourth day of Xmas I stole from that lady Robot 1: Four family photos Tinny Tim: Three jars of pennies Robot 2: Two former husbands Bender: And a slipper on a shoe-tree.

Funkytown

 * Cover of Funkytown by Lipps Inc.
 * Performed by Morbo in Amazon Women in the Mood.

Grunka Lunka Songs

 * Original Performance
 * Performed by Grunka Lunkas in Fry and the Slurm Factory.

Grunka Lunkas: Grunka Lunka dunkety doo We've got a friendly warning for you Grunka Lunka dunkety dasis The secret of Slurm's on a need-to-know basis Asking questions in school is a great way to learn If you try that stuff here you might get your legs broke We once found a guy face down in the Slurm It could easily happen again to you folk So keep your head down and keep your mouth shut Grunka Lunka Lunka dunkety dut! [break] Grunka Lunka dunkety dingredient You should not ask about the secret ingredient! [break] Grunka Lunka dunkety darmedguards [interrupt]

I'll Shoot Her With My Railgun

 * Original Performance - to the tune of She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain
 * Performed by Bender in The Series Has Landed.

Bender: Well I'll shoot her with my railgun when she comes. Yes, I'll shoot her with my railgun when she comes. Yes, I'll shoot her with my railgun, oh I'll shoot her with my railgun, Yes, I'll shoot her with my railgun when she comes, when she comes. I'll be blasting all the humans in the world, I'll be blasting all the humans in the world, I'll be blasting all the humans, I'll be blasting all the humans, I'll be blasting all the humans in the world, in the world.