Morgan Proctor

Morgan Proctor is a bureaucrat, grade 19, working at the Central Bureaucracy inspecting other bureaucrats. She temporarily worked as the bureaucrat for Planet Express while Hermes was away due to stress. While there she had a secret affair with Fry because she finds his filthyness kinky, sometime becoming uncontrollably aroused.

Bender discovers the affair one night after returning from cleaning the Professor's ears (Morgan reassigned Bender to coordinate the Professor's body functions). The next day she downloads his brain to cover up the affair and sends it to the Central Bureaucracy for filing - knowing it will be years before anyone will find it. To save the day, and undermine Morgans authority, Hermes discovers she had only stamped a form 4 times instead of 5 when she was younger and, after sorting the master IN pile, reports her to Number 1.0. This loses her job as the acting bureaucrat at Planet Express.

Quotes

 * Morgan: A skunk knocked over my garbage and suddenly all I could think of was you.
 * Morgan: Dirty boy, dirty dirty dirty!