User:Trut-h-urts man

- Leela: "For 100 quatloos, who did the captain maroon on Ceti-Alpha 5?"

- Kirk: "KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

- Fry: *ring* "Um.......Kahn?"

- Melllvar: "My button is broken! THE TRIVIA CONTST HAS ENDED!!!! I have a surprise. You will now perform the fan script written by the ultimate Trek fan!.

- Fry: "You have my fan-script!?!?!"

- Melllvar: "I MEANT ME! MELLLVAR IS THE ULTIMATE FAN!!!"

- Fry: "Oh, I was confused because the scoreboard says something different."