User:Lord Oblivion

Note: This article is written in third person

Jason Matthew Majors (Lord Oblivion) (November 23, 1989 - ) is a writer who contributes to many different websites under many different names ("Lord Oblivion" being something he came up with at age 11).

Biography
Jason Matthew Majors was born November 23, 1989, Thanksgiving day. It was around 1991 that he was first introduced to The Simpsons, which his parents were fans of. He received much of his TV show education (TV show education here means learning something from watching an educational television show) from shows such as The Simpsons and Beavis & Butthead, rather than Barney the Dinosaur, or Sesame Street. Today, he works part-time as a freelance TV critic and full-time as an undertaker's assistant. In his free time, he enjoys playing video games and listening to the music of the Insane Clown Posse and AC/DC.

Trivia

 * Favorite holiday is Christmas


 * Frequently writes his name with the middle initial included (Jason M. Majors)


 * Walks with the aid of a cane.


 * Is cross-dominant (uses his left hand for somethings and his right for others)


 * Loves video games with a passion. His favorite games include Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, Grand Theft Auto IV, New Super Mario Bros. Wii, Halo 3, Madden NFL 10, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Wii Sports Resort, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Mortal Kombat (all of 'em) and the classics (original Mario, Zelda, etc.)


 * He is an avid movie fan and collects B-Movies.


 * Owns a Segway PT and a Hummer H2.


 * He is a practicing Roman Catholic.


 * Other than Futurama his favorite TV shows include Beavis & Butthead, South Park, Family Guy, Clerks: The Animated Series, The Oblongs, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Married...With Children, All in the Family, The Simpsons, Crank Yankers, Ren & Stimpy, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Drawn Together, Fonejacker, Ugly Americans, Tosh.0, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report, Saturday Night Live, American Dad, Looney Tunes, The Boondocks, and the earlier episodes of King of the Hill.


 * Usually wears formal clothing (i.e. suits and ties)


 * He is currently the only active member of the "Army of Assassins" ("AOA") Xbox LIVE clan.


 * Likes cherries and Starburst candies.


 * Favorite movies are Citizen Kane, It's a Wonderful Life, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Plan 9 From Outer Space, The Wizard of Oz, The Silence of the Lambs, all 6 Star Wars films, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Robot Monster, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, Clerks, Clerks II, Halloween, The Dark Knight, Beavis & Butthead Do America, Dumbo, The Simpsons Movie, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, Die Hard, anything with Arnold Schwarzenegger (including Batman & Robin, even though he disliked the movie), all three Austin Powers films, Scary Movie, Casablanca, The Ten Commandments, A Night at the Opera, 8 Mile, Beetlejuice, Happy Gilmore, Suburban Commando, South Park: Bigger Longer Uncut, and, of course, all four Futurama films.


 * Frequently plays Halo Reach Beta and plans on getting the full version when it comes out.


 * Favorite musicians are Eminem, AC/DC, Ozzy Osbourne, the Insane Clown Posse, Black Sabbath, and Aerosmith.


 * Tends to hate a lot of people, but has a particular disdain for Kate Gosselin, Niecy Nash, Kathy Griffin, the Jonas Brothers, Justin Bieber, and Lara Spencer.

Favorite Episodes
More to come
 * Space Pilot 3000
 * Fry and the Slurm Factory
 * Anthology of Interest I and II
 * The Day the Earth Stood Stupid
 * All four Futurama films
 * Jurassic Bark
 * The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings

Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles
Heather: Hi! I'm Heather, your personal Youthasizer. Let's get started with a nice botulism treatment, shall we? Farnsworth: Go to hell, Heather!

The Farnsworth Parabox
Hermes 1: No. Now like my granny used to say back in her tarpaper shack on Montego Bay, "If you want a box hurled into the sun, you got to do it yourself." Farnsworth 1: Your granny can go to hell! I've hidden the box so no one can destroy the home universe of my handsome friend here.

Love's Labours Lost in Space
Farnsworth: It's a sunny little doomed planet, inhabited by a number of frisky little doomed animals. Leela: Animals? Farnsworth: That's right. Animals in desperate need of rescue. You see, Vergon 6 was once filled with a super-dense substance known as dark matter, each pound of which weighs over ten thousand pounds.
 * [Holographic dark matter fill the planet.]

Leela: Wait! What about the animals? Farnsworth: Well, dark matter is extremely valuable as starship fuel. That's why it was all mined out, leaving the planet completely hollow.
 * [The holographic dark matter dwindles to nothing.]

Leela: Yes, but what about the animals? Farnsworth: The wha? Leela: The animals. Farnsworth: I didn't say anything about animals. Now it seems that the planet will collapse within three days. Incidentally, this will kill all the animals.

The Sting
Leela: We're just as good as any of those other crews you sent to their deaths. What's the mission? Farnsworth: Collecting honey. Ordinary honey. Leela: That doesn't sound so dangerous. Farnsworth: This is no ordinary honey! It's produced by vicious space bees. A single sting of their hideous neuro-toxin can cause instant death.

In-A-Gadda-Da-Leela
Zapp Brannigan: Mr. President, what the hell?