New New York Post

The New New York Post is a newspaper published daily in New New York, which has existed at least since year 3000.

News

 * "City urged to litter!" - the declaration of Philip J. Fry's solution to the garbage ball problem.
 * "Suspect nabbed in Santa case / Chanukah Zombie still at large" - Robot Santa Claus being taken in by the police.
 * "Archeologists uncover 'slice of Old New York'" - the discovery of Panucci's Pizza.
 * "Suspect nabbed in Santa case / Chanukah Zombie still at large" - Robot Santa Claus being taken in by the police.
 * "Archeologists uncover 'slice of Old New York'" - the discovery of Panucci's Pizza.
 * "Archeologists uncover 'slice of Old New York'" - the discovery of Panucci's Pizza.

Trivia

 * It is a reference to the 21st century newspaper
 * In "The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings", the name is actually incorrectly written as "New York Post".
 * As said in "Attack of the Killer App", there is also a New New York Times.