Turanga Leela

Species: Human (Mutant)

Planet of Origin: Earth Birthdate (estimated): January 19 2975 Age: 25 (30 in Futurama Comics) Voiced By: Katey Sagal First Appearance: Space Pilot 3000 (1ACV01)

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Biography
Turanga Leela was born as the only child of a married couple of mutants in the sewers of New New York, her parents are Turanga Morris and Munda. As Leela is probably the least mutated mutant ever born and looked almost like a normal child, her parents decided that she should not share the fate of her people living in the sewers. They instead chose to give her a life as normal as possible, a "real" life, by giving her up to the Cookieville Minimum Security Orphanarium, although it was a tough decision and they suffered greatly by giving her away. Attached to the basket she was found in was a note in an alien language written by her mother Turanga Munda who has a Ph.D. in exolinguistics, meant to convince the finder of her daughter that she was an alien and thus accepting her into the orphanarium. The plan worked, and Leela was taken in by the head of the orphanarium Warden Vogel.

Leela grew up in the orphanarium unaware of her true roots, believing that she was indeed an alien. She had a hard time there, as she got relentlessly picked on because of her peculiar looks, and was always a lonely outsider. She then wore a monocle and, later, braces. Nevertheless, or maybe because of this, she managed to develop a strong and caring personality. As an outlet for her deep frustration, she let herself be trained in Arcturan Kung Fu to the level of a black-belt by a master of this martial art, Fnog, despite the fact she was suffering from his obvious sexism. After leaving the orphanarium, she began a career as Fate Assignment Officer at Applied Cryogenics who assigned defrostees to their permanent carreers and provided them with the proper career chips. Then one day a defrostee named Philip J. Fry came along and inspired her to quit her job. Ultimately she ended up being hired by Fry's many-times-great-nephew Hubert Farnsworth as the new captain for his interstellar delivery service, Planet Express. In that position, she also aquired her beloved pet Nibbler who is still with her. She briefly was named Miss Universe by accident, also she was named Orphan of the Year in her old orphanarium. After a lifetime of searching, she learned of her true heritage as a mutant and was finally reunited with her parents. For a short time, she was a professional Blernsball player with the New New York Mets. When she got hold of genuine Miracle cream that temporarily caused super powers in humans, Leela briefly was member of a team of super heroes named The New Justice Team, consisting of her, Fry and Bender. Her secret identity was the super heroine Clobberella.

As a cyclops, Leela has always had difficulties in relationships with others, especially men. Because of this, she is jealous of Amy's constant successes with the opposite sex. All of her romantic engagements so far proved to be short lived. On the list of her past love affairs are: Shawn, Doug, Zapp Brannigan, Adlai Atkins, Chaz, William Shatner and Alcazar. She made the mistake of sleeping with Zapp Brannigan when, for a split second, her common sense was overwhelmed by pity - a deed she has regretted many times, since Zapp has developed an unhealthy obsession for her, and she, in reaction to this, developed an overwhelming hatred for him. Apart from him, the most persistent admirer to date has been Fry - they were even briefly married, but he is frequently rejected by her. Yet he does not give up, and his patience seems to be rewarded - it appears as if in time Leela might cave in to his attempts to win her heart.

Kif Kroker, Zapp's luckless First Officer, also admires her for various reasons. First, because she treated him well during his brief employment at Planet Express, which must have seemed like heaven after Zapp's humiliations, and second because she is the biological parent of his offspring and helped defend them until they reached the safety of the water in the birthing grounds on Amphibios 9.

Family

 * Turanga Morris, Father
 * Turanga Munda, Mother
 * Due to an accident, she has several dozen Amphibian offspring from Kif Kroker, currently living in an immature "tadpole" form in the swamp of the Kroker clan birthing grounds on Amphibios 9. About half of these have only one eye each, like her.

Trivia

 * Her name can be interpreted in several ways: it is a spoof of the symphony "Turangalila" by Olivier Messiaen (1908-1992). The term derives from Sanskrit and means, alternately, "Song of Love" and "Hymn to Joy". At the same time, "Leela" sounds exactly like the term for "purple" in several languages, including German, Spanish, and Swedish (lila). A further possibility is that the name is a spoof of the heroine from The Fifth Element, Leeloo - the perfect woman. And last, she might have been inspired by a character from the British Sci-Fi series Doctor Who bearing the same name (Leela).
 * The designers kept trying to make Leela's nose smaller, because it was larger than they thought appropriate for a female character, but Matt Groening insisted it stay the larger size.
 * Unlike Fry, who is frequently chopped to pieces in the series, Leela tends to lose the use of her senses instead (sight and hearing).
 * As Fate Assignment Officer, her code number was 1BDI (or "one beady eye").
 * Books read by Leela include "True Stories of Courageous Animals" (Parasites Lost), "A Child's Garden of Space Legends" (Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles), "Dances of the ancient Bronx" (Jurassic Bark) and "Great Machete Battles" (Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch), plus the magazine Nosy Inquirer, headline: Bigfoot turns 80! (The Farnsworth Parabox)
 * Tends to snore.
 * Always uses lipstick, mostly pink.
 * Used to brew her own beer at the orphanarium.
 * Can do the Robot Dance like no one else.
 * Owns her own harpoon.
 * Tends to fill her day with humdrum activities.
 * Is camera-shy.
 * When her eye is irritated, she uses eye drops.
 * Usually prepares her dinners in advance for one month and then freezes them.
 * For obvious reasons, no one can give the evil eye quite like her.
 * Adept in the use of weaponry like laser guns or machetes.
 * Has a good singing voice.
 * Used to play the drums.
 * Tends to play with her hair when upset or nervous.
 * Frequently accused of poor hygiene (sweaty boot rash, etc), but may be at a disadvantage due to her mutant physiology and energetic lifestyle.
 * Usually, Leela only wears jewlery on special occasions. The only exception from this was the ring in Space Pilot 3000 that Bender stole, it was never seen again.
 * Apart from Fry and Bender, she is the only character that appears in every episode of the show and in every comic.

Quotes

 * "I guess you never outgrow being an eyeball... oddball."
 * "Fry, you're wasting your life in front of that TV. You've got to get out and see the real world."
 * "I don't care how hilarious your apron is, we're not cooking him!"
 * "That's stupid."
 * "Look, I don't know about your previous captains, but I intend to do as little dying as possible."
 * "For a split second, my common sense was overwhelmed by pity."

Catchphrase?
It seems as if a half-hearted attempt was made to give Leela a sort of catchphrase, where she uses old musical references, turning the first word into a verb and applying it to the last word as a noun. The only two examples are:
 * "This toads the wet sprocket." (3ACV21) A reference to the band, Toad the Wet Sprocket.
 * "This wangs chung!" (3ACV03) A reference to both the band Wang Chung, and their hit song "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" which includes the line "Everybody Wang Chung tonight".

Two-Eyed Leela
Leela has been seen with two eyes several times:
 * When Aliens Attack &mdash; To portray the role of Jenny MacNeil, a plastic eye is taped to the side of her face (which Zoidberg later eats).
 * Amazon Women in the Mood &mdash; When the Amazonians are approaching, a puddle ripples, causing Leela's reflection to distort, showing her briefly with two eyes.
 * The Cyber House Rules &mdash; A second eye is grafted onto Leela's face. She later realizes she's better off being different, and has it removed.