Thundercougarfalconbird salesman

The Thundercougarfalconbird salesman is a car salesman for Malfunctioning Eddie's Rocket Car Emporium, where he works for Malfunctioning Eddie. As his name suggests, he is shown attempting to sell Philip J. Fry a Thoundercougarfalconbird.

Quotes
{{q| ''[At the coffee machine Fry pours himself a cup. A salesman puts his hand on his shoulder.]'' Thoundercougarfalconbird salesman: Spotted her the minute you walked in, didn't you, sir? She's a real beauty. Fry: Yup, she's beautiful coffee alright. Thoundercougarfalconbird salesman: No, the Ford Thundercougarfalconbird! Nothing makes you feel more like a man than a Thundercougarfalconbird. So how much were you thinking of spending on this Thundercougarfalconbird? Fry: Sorry, I'm not here to buy. Thoundercougarfalconbird salesman: I understand and it's wonderful you don't care whether anyone questions your sexual orientation. Fry: I care! I care plenty! I just don't know how to make them stop! Thoundercougarfalconbird salesman: One word: Thundercougarfalconbird.