Circusitis

Circuseitis is a disease that affects children of all ages. Its symptoms resemble the looks of a clown. Hermes Conrad caught circuseitis (probably in a circus) in Proposition Infinity. After a sneeze, his face turned white, his hair turned orange, and his nose turned red. This disease also caused Hermes' feet to swell, so he started wearing bigger shoes. He was supposed to take pills, but they would just jump out of the jar, thus making the situation even more complicated... and a lot funnier.

Signs and symptoms

 * Face turning white
 * Hair turning orange
 * Nose turning red
 * Swollen feet

Treatment
The affected people are supposed to take pills, so the pills are probably the cure. The only problem is that these pills are a little tricky to take. But as all will be back to normal in The Duh-Vinci Code, the disease should be easy to treat.