Grand Midwife

The Grand Midwife is an amphibiosan who explains the ceremony of delivering babies at the Amphibiosan Sacred Birthing Grounds. She then helps the pregnant person give birth. She has learnt the ceremony off by heart and refuses to change it.

Jobs
The grand midwife makes two minor appearances in the series, the first in * as the grand midwife, the second in * as the grand priestess,and the grand funeral director, she also claims to be the grand lunch lady, and also claims to have a 5th unnamed job.

Quotes
Kif: She's not with me. Grand Midwife: Oh the sorrow, oh the shame! I'm sorry I'm probably making you feel worse.
 * Grand Midwife: Where is your Smizmar?