Ron Whitey

Species: Human

Planet of Origin: Earth

Age: Unknown

Voiced By: Billy West

First Appearance: A Tale of Two Santas

Biography
Ron Whitey is a judge. A parodic archetype of the worldview, values, and mannerisms of a "country-club WASP", Judge Whitey is very rich, seems to lack morals. Whitey is preoccupied with money and wealth, but does not know what a bank is until his caddy's chauffeur informs him that "a bank is a place where people put money that isn't properly invested." Judge Whitey is also the reason that the Institute for Criminally Insane Humans is full, and is reminded this by a baliff, who says "That facility has been full ever since you declared that being poor was a mental illness". He notes in that episode that "the only poor people I want to hear about are the people who tend to my pores at the spa". He also believes "You're never too rich to enjoy a free turkey dog".

Trivia

 * He is one of the few characters who are drawn with eyebrows.

Quotes

 * Whitey: The charge is bank robbery. Now, my caddie chauffeur informs me that a bank is a place where people put money that isn't properly invested. Therefore, robbing a bank is tantamount to that most heinous of crimes, theft of money.

Appearances

 * A Tale of Two Santas (3ACV03)
 * Insane in the Mainframe (3ACV11)
 * Time Keeps on Slippin' (3ACV14)
 * Three Hundred Big Boys (4ACV16)