User:Lord Oblivion

Note: This article is written in third person

Jason Matthew Majors (Lord Oblivion) is a writer who contributes to many different websites under many different names ("Lord Oblivion" being something he came up with at age 11).

Biography
Jason Matthew Majors was born around Thanksgiving in 1989 to James and Stephanie Majors. It was around 1991 that he was first introduced to The Simpsons, which his parents were fans of. He liked it and while other children were being educated by shows like Barney, he was watching shows like The Simpsons, Beavis and Butthead, and later, South Park and Family Guy.

Trivia

 * Favorite holiday is Christmas
 * Frequently writes his name with the middle initial included (Jason M. Majors)
 * Walks with a cane.
 * Is cross-dominant (uses his left hand for somethings and his right for others)
 * Suffers from a myriad of mental disorders, including ADD, paranoia, and Asperger syndrome.

Favorite Episodes
More to come
 * Space Pilot 3000
 * Fry and the Slurm Factory

Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles
Heather: Hi! I'm Heather, your personal Youthasizer. Let's get started with a nice botulism treatment, shall we? Farnsworth: Go to hell, Heather!

The Farnsworth Parabox
Hermes 1: No. Now like my granny used to say back in her tarpaper shack on Montego Bay, "If you want a box hurled into the sun, you got to do it yourself." Farnsworth 1: Your granny can go to hell! I've hidden the box so no one can destroy the home universe of my handsome friend here.