User:Gopher

Species: Geomyidae Sapien Planet of Origin: Earth Mk. II Age: 11100.00111b  Voiced By:Will Thomas Email: [mailto:willt42@hotmail.com willt42@hotmail.com]

Biography
Programmer, writer, math wizard and all-around genius, Gopher is a really amazingly wonderful guy. He's also got way too much free time on his hands lately, most of which is getting poured into the Infosphere.

Family

 * Leeloo, my wonderful mutt.

Languages Known
(in order of fluency)
 * C/C++
 * English
 * Bad English
 * VB
 * Pascal/Object Pascal
 * x86 assembly
 * SQL
 * Basic
 * Wiki
 * Lisp
 * C#
 * Cobol
 * Fortran

Trivia

 * Once drank an entire 12-pack of cokes in 8 hours.
 * Has heard of this thing "Sleep" but has no use for it.
 * Between jobs, Gopher can live on nothing but balogna sandwiches and pep pills.

Quotes

 * Einstein: Only two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity. The first is debatable.