Channel √2 News

Channel √2 News (pronounced "Root 2 News") is a news show broadcast from Los Angeles on Channel √2. The anchors are Morbo and Linda who have very different personalities. They cover the top stories and interview people such as Richard Nixon's head.

News Covered

 * The possible destruction of New New York by the Garbage Ball
 * The collapse of a mine on Saturn's moon, Titan.
 * The Presidental Election
 * The homeless robots
 * Liquid Nitrogen diving
 * Xmas warnings
 * The oil spill on Pluto
 * The rising heat
 * Mom taking over Earth on both occasions
 * Yivo's gentacles coming out of the Anomaly.
 * The safe return of a talking horse to the meat department.
 * The rising Dark Matter prices.
 * The eco-feminist's rampages.
 * The legalization of robosexual marriage by the Proposition ∞

Anchors

 * Linda
 * Morbo
 * Weather Entity Hal - weather
 * Sportsbot 5000 - sports commentator
 * Jim - hovercopter reporter