Scale model of the universe's largest bottle

A scale model of the world's largest bottle was created by the Professor, to keep it from being boring he placed a tiny ship inside. Dr. Zoidberg proceeded to touch it, and broke the ship with his mouth tentacle. He then breaks it in half, and frames Fry with a shirt that says "I Hate Bottles", and a confession note with "From the Desk of John Zoidberg M.D." on the bottom. The total cost of materials was ten dollars.

Quotes

 * Professor: For the last time Zoidberg, look with your eyes, not your claws!
 * Dr. Zoidberg: Surrender your mysteries to Zoidberg!
 * Dr. Zoidberg: Ahh! I broke the bottled ship! Professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg fixes it, perhaps gifts!