Warden Vogel

Warden Vogel is the warden of Cookieville Minimum-Security Orphanarium. He is Bureaucrat Level 135 now and for the last 25 years. He was the father figure to such orphans as Leela and Adlai Atkins. He still runs the orphanarium and takes care of lonely kids whilst trying to persuade people to adopt them so they can have a better home. His financial status is not much better than that of his orphans.

Quotes

 * Warden Vogel: Come on kids you can slide around the gym in your socks. Orphan: What socks?
 * Warden Vogel: Would you like some dirt on any other orphans? ... this one drinks out of the toilet. And this one was conceived when a sperm bank truck crashed into an egg donation clinic.