User:Lord Oblivion

Note: This article is written in third person

Jason Matthew Majors (Lord Oblivion) is a writer who contributes to many different websites under many different names ("Lord Oblivion" being something he came up with at age 11).

Species: Human

Planet of Origin: Earth

Voiced By: N/A

Born: Thanksgiving, 1989

Fan since: March 28th, 1999 (1ACV01)

Joined: June 17, 2009 (account deleted), July 20, 2009 (account reinstated)

First Appearance: unknown

Biography
Jason Matthew Majors was born around Thanksgiving in 1989 to James and Stephanie Majors. It was around 1991 that he was first introduced to The Simpsons, which his parents were fans of. He liked it and while other children were being educated by shows like Barney, he was watching shows like The Simpsons, Beavis and Butthead, and later, South Park and Family Guy.

Trivia

 * Favorite holiday is Christmas
 * Suffers from an eye disorder, which forces him to wear protective sunglasses at all times.
 * Frequently writes his name with the middle initial included (Jason M. Majors)
 * In addition to the eye disorder, he also suffers from a myriad of other problems. He was born very frail and has walked with a cane all his life.

Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles
Heather: Hi! I'm Heather, your personal Youthasizer. Let's get started with a nice botulism treatment, shall we? Farnsworth: Go to hell, Heather!

The Farnsworth Parabox
Hermes 1: No. Now like my granny used to say back in her tarpaper shack on Montego Bay, "If you want a box hurled into the sun, you got to do it yourself." Farnsworth 1: Your granny can go to hell! I've hidden the box so no one can destroy the home universe of my handsome friend here.