Sal

Sal is a fat man who is seen to occupy many blue-collar jobs throughout the universe. It is unclear whether this is the same man, or if each is a clone created to fill these jobs. Although he doesn't do so when we first meet him, he eventually adds an 's' to words that don't normally take one, and sometimes leaves it off of words that should have one. For example, "Whoas! Cripe!" . By the release of the game he has come to believe these words actually require the extra 's', and upon forgetting to add an 's', corrects himself. He may add an 's' to make words seem plural as he refers to bigfoot as bigfeet.

Trivia

 * Sal is rarely seen not working, on the rare occasion he is not working we have seen an interest in camping and the beginnings of a relationship with Petunia.
 * Sal was seen as the foreman of Curvetti Bros. Bending Plant, perhaps he is one of the Curvetti brothers.

Quotes

 * Sal: What do I look like, a guy who's not lazy?
 * Sal: Don't worries, I've gots an idea, I mean, an ideas.
 * Sal: Whoas! ...Cripe!
 * Sal: We're all scared, it's the human condition. Why do you thinks I put on this tough-guy facade?
 * Sal: Gets movin'! Those newspapers won'ts deliver themselveses! Only the Sunday edition can dos that.