LaBarbara Conrad

LaBarbara Conrad (formerly LaBarbara Slim) is the wife of Hermes Conrad, and mother to Dwight. However, she has not always been attached to Hermes and was once married to Barbados Slim, Hermes' bitter limboing rival during the 2980 Olympics and again during the 3004 Olympics.

Hermes variations
Along with her husband, she also makes the "of" references, including... As well as green snake references
 * Sweet she-cattle of Seattle
 * Like a green snake through a sugar cane cake!

Trivia

 * LaBarbara is much taller than her rather short husband
 * She can play the steel drum quite well
 * She admires Hermes for his accountancy, organizational and limboing skills
 * Joined the company vacation on board the Titanic
 * Like many women in the future (such as Amy), when she dresses up she frequently chooses rather revealing outfits