Channel √2 News

Channel √2 News (pronounced "Channel Root 2 News") is a news show broadcast from Los Angeles on Channel √2. The anchors are Morbo and Linda who have very different personalities. They cover the top stories and interview people such as Richard Nixon's head.

News Covered

 * The possible destruction of New New York by the Garbage Ball.(1ACV08)
 * The collapse of a mine on Saturn's moon, Titan.(2ACV03)
 * The Presidental Election.(2ACV03)
 * The homeless robots.(2ACV04)
 * Liquid Nitrogen diving.(2ACV04)
 * Mom taking over Earth.(2ACV14)
 * Xmas warnings.(3ACV03)
 * The oil spill on Pluto.(3ACV05)
 * The rising heat.(4ACV08)
 * Yivo's gentacles coming out of the Anomaly.(tBwaBB)
 * The safe return of a talking horse to the meat department.
 * The rising Dark Matter prices.(BG)
 * The eco-feminist's rampages.(ItWGY)
 * A hovercopter crash.(6ACV04)
 * The legalization of robosexual marriage by the Proposition ∞(6ACV04)
 * Upcoming doom.(6ACV10)
 * Emperor Nikolai's visit to New New York.(6ACV10)

Anchors

 * Linda
 * Morbo
 * Weather Entity Hal - weather
 * Sportsbot 5000 - sports commentator
 * Jim - hovercopter reporter

Trivia
In "Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences", a Channel √2 van is seen in an episode of The Scary Door. Beside it, a Channel 4√4 van is seen as well. It is not known whether this channel appears in reality or only in the Scary Door series.

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