Robot Santa Claus

Biography
Santa Claus was built in 2801 by the Friendly Robot Company. He designers intended him to deliver gifts to all the good people of Earth on Xmas Eve. However, due to a glitch in his judgement circuits, he invariably judges everyone to be naughty - and then he tries to kill them.

Santa Claus spends most of the year living in his Death Fortress on Neptune. His fortress is surrounded and inhabited by Neptunian workers. These workers growth is stunted by the lack of food, so they reach an adult height of only a few feet (as opposed to a healthy Neptunian, such as Elzar, who is comparable in height to a human) and they are all unemployed since the toy factory closed down because of Santa's malfunction.

Appearances

 * "Xmas Story" (2ACV04)
 * "A Tale of Two Santas" (3ACV03)

He knows if you've been sleeping, he knows when you're on the can, he'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan. Oh, You'd better not breathe, you'd better not move, you're better off Dead, I'm telling you, dude. Santa Claus is gunning you down! ~Traditional Xmas song